Bloodhound Gang: The Bad Touch

THE BAD TOUCH
/Bloodhound Gang/

Ha-Ha! Well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands
Down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel
Yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough
You're out of bounds
I want you smothered
Want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now

[Chorus:]
You and me baby ain't
Nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't
Nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics
Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean
Means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mister Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours
I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now

[Chorus]

You and me baby ain't
Nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't
Nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Do it now

You and me baby ain't
Nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't
Nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now


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